and the best ones are the almonds

turns out knives and other blades aren’t the only shiny things available for self harm such as the glint off a bottle of whiskey

in other unrelated news (he lied) i’m starting a competition with victorian london to decide who can smoke the most, competing with a sink hole to see who can disappear the most jack and a competition with myself over who can deliver the most compelling lines of othello.


This is a comic about my own emotions, made to release my own emotions, and to cope with my own emotions.

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Slang: Victorian English


my year six teacher used to call us a “bunch of tallywags” whenever she was angry with us and basically she was calling us a bunch of testicles #rude 

and she also used to say “shut your tatur-trap” a lot

this woman omg

This will be added to the repertoire along with previous items such as balter. 

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chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry


1) chlorine is a gas in its elemental. it looks like cola over dry ice.

2) no cesium’s not that energetic.

"As you can see, the rubidium and cesium explosions are, frankly, rather pathetic. We were very disappointed, and began to doubt our own ability to create proper explosions. One idea was that perhaps the rubidium and cesium were in fact so reactive that they blew themselves off the surface of the water before most of the material could react. In this clip I explain this theory, which was supported by the fact that we often found exciting little bits of explosive material on the surrounding concrete (which we rendered safe by use of a large squirt gun)… [When replicated with an underwater setup] Rubidium did a reasonable job (although the bowl was not shattered as we had hoped), but cesium again disappoints. What’s going on here? Are rubidium and cesium really not that reactive after all? Were the consulting chemists (assuming they had any) just playing a joke on the Brainiac team to see if they could get them to fake some explosions?" source

3) its copper sulfate and iron. look at the colors and the redox chemistry.

12) calcium just doesn’t do that - it looks like a version of the diy sterno gel. see the flames? that looks like alcohol vapors. 

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Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time




First time watching fireworks:


 First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:


First time getting caught in a bubble shower:


First time driving through a dark tunnel:


First time chatting with a puppet:


First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:


First time forgetting how spoons work:


First time seeing ice cream:


Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is


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